Wednesday, July 9, 2008

communication gap...

Communication gap :
Just felt like sharing wth the world out there, one of the many goofiest incidents which took place during my and Akshat's(a friend of mine workin for mckinsey,delhi) backpacking cum luxury trip of South India(we had a whirlwind trip covering Karnataka,Kerela and chennai frm 26TH DEC TO 31ST DEC,2006).

It was our 2nd day in kerela. I decided to pamper myself wth some early morning ayurvedic massage in our resort in kumarakam. Mah bro was too lazy to get all oily at 6 in the mornin so i decided to go alone. After the usual hospitalities my masseur got to buisness. I was stripped naked albeit my undies were spared and I was told to lay down on my back.
and then the MOMENT OF RECKONING came. The masseur, a Keralite, who spoke decent english and no hindi ,knowing me being a delhiite decided to jes give it a more personal touch + make me feel at home,asked innocently "SIR....CHADDI OK?" and my prompt and innocent reply was "OK"(as in "i am OK with my undies") and ZOOOOOOM...there he strips me of the last piece of cloth on my body....and as my jockey went down and as mah nigga masseur got the view of my exclusive posterior (which is at par with J.LO's),i went thru a constellation of emotions(anger,anxiety,hurt,embarassment...Yes sir even a besharam guy like me can get embarassed on rare occasions).but all i cud utter was "OYEEEE ye kya kar diya?"but no use cryin on spilled milk so i decided to go wth the flow and let him do his tricks on my tricky roads....moral of the story "communicate properly and learn exactly wats bein conveyed b4 nodding ur head and sayin the magic word...OK"

1 comment:

Red said...

lol.. this is one of the all time funniest stories.. chaddi ok?? hahahahahaha..